I am a kindergarten teacher and I teach 6 year old math and science. Like any of you who are also teachers or parents or who have a lot of kid experience for some other reason, you’ve had favorites among those groups of children. My favorites are always the bad little boys who are smart (like me) or the cute little girls who are shy and quiet (quiet is an awesome trait in a child). But when I have to choose an ultimate favorite between these two it’s always the boy, cause girls are fucked up and scary.
Because although the boy is bad, I can predict his actions. Like if there is anything within reaching distance of him, I know he’s gonna try to grab it and use it as some sort of weapon. Little girls will say terrible things to each other. Here is a conversation between two 6 year old students of mine.
Girl #1 “Look Albert Teacher, I have a new dress”
Me “Wow, your dress is really pretty”
Girl #2 “That dress isn’t pretty, it’s ugly”
How could I predict that I was going to open the door for that comment? Girls are fucked up.